i’m that friend that has to walk behind the group when the path isn’t big enough. i’m that friend that gets cut off in the conversation. i’m that friend that gets left behind when i asked for them to wait for me. i’m that friend that doesn’t get invited to hang out alot. i’m that friend that if i want to go to the mall or some place with a friend i have to be the one to invite people to make sure i get included. i’ll always be that friend.
six word autobiography: “fuck goddamnit i fucked up so bad”
guys i specifically made that sentence seven words long so someone could comment “but thats seven words” and i could say “fuck i did it again i fucked up” so we could all have a good laugh but no one said it. yall fucked up. i fucked up because i assumed yall wouldnt fuck up. everythings fucked up
I made him a little kitty snow fort and I think he likes it as much as I do
i feel bad for teachers because i distinctly remember my mom bursting into tears once when she was grading papers and she was just mumbling “theyre so goddamn stupid” over and over
every time i read this i laugh a little harder
So today I was going to through my ‘You should be in bed’ folder… I don’t know what I was thinking when I made this but I have been laughing for the last 20 minutes
my photoshop skills are off the charts
my friends sister was telling me about how in highschool a guy tried to take a picture up her skirt as she was walking up stairs and she saw, grabbed his phone, broke it in half, and handed it back to him and said “you can tell your mom why your phones broken”
for a second I forgot about flip phones and I was like how in the holy hell did she rip a phone in half
"you have a guinea pig?"
(in which cas is very pleased indeed)
Guys, this gif is fantastic but… scroll up until you can’t see the guinea pig or Castiel’s hand and, well, you know. That’s where it was stuck on my laptop. I died.
wait for it
are pugs even real
i didnt even have to wait for it
reblog because pugs
IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FUCKING GIF
CAN WE JUST SNUGGLE WHILE WATCHING MUSICALS OR BOOTLEGS OF MUSICALS.
IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR??
(you have to want to snuggle me though i don’t want to force you to do anything you don’t want to do)
The floor of a video game store, it is entirely flat
this would fuck me up
im not ok
Imagine a drunk person walking in there
Easy there satan
But could you imagine if it was all flat, except for one dip somewhere in the store. But by the time people find it, they think the floor is flat so they’re just walking normally and they they step in this dip and fall over from the unexpected drop.
looks like we have a satan competition