Known as: SIren (most online places) The Red King (other online places, usually along with my writing) and Rory (everywhere else). I seriously don't care what you call me. Go nuts. Ask is always open, feel free to drop by. My personal tag is URL posts, I use it very rarely (I don't use it when I post pictures of my cosplay). Cosplay and selfies can be found under /tagged/my-face. Female, 14, writer, newish cosplayer, I try to do artsy things and usually fail. I fall for fictional characters and the occasional real person uwu. Mostly Homestuck trash and some anime on here. ♦️- Ari ♥️-(to be announced) ♠️- the word purple. It's official. ♣️- I'm like kanaya I'm just here for anyone who needs it
Thief of Heart
Grell Sutcliff (queen)
Hot teen mom Lalonde
🌄Brainwashed little smile of death🌄
Occasionally I Karkat
Buck toothed green boys
🐢mute dead clown🐢 ♓️💋♓️ NEP kitty Tav bby Broken red haired Pocky girl (Queen) and STRONG dork
Pretty much: ALL
long distance relationships
This made me laugh louder than it should
THIS IS A PROBLEm ON MY MATH HOMEWORK AND I GOT KICKED OUT OF CLASS BECAUSE I STARTESD LAUGHING SO HARD I WAS CRYING
GOD DAMN I LOVE STRIDERS
welcome to the gun show [i flex, guns pour out of my sleeves, the room fills with guns oh god oh god what have i done]
i get anxious for people who fall asleep on public transit. like where is your home? how many stops have you missed? this was not a time for a nap
I really hope Sieglinde survives if only so that this dork:
And this dork:
Become best friends, using Ciel as a dress-up doll and arguing over whether pink or black is his best colour.
I really want panels of Ciel looking horrified by the amount of frills that these two girls have attached to him and Sebastian over in the corner laughing his demonic head off.
DO YOU HAVE SHORT HAIR??
IS YOUR SHORT HAIR STRAIGHT AND DOESNT HAVE VOLUME?
DO YOU WANT VOLUPTUOUS WAVY HAIR LIKE ALL THOSE OTHER CUTE KIDS WITH SHORT HAIR?
DO YOU WANT HAIR LIKE THOSE CUTE ASS PICTURES OF ME ABOVE THIS?
THEN BOY DO I HAVE THE PRODUCT FOR YOU
THIS SHIT IS THE GODDAMN BEES KNEES
FOR LONG HAIR IT MAKES THAT SHIT ALL WAVY BUT DAMN CAN THIS BE USED FOR SHORT HAIR. IT GIVES IT TEXTURE. IT GIVES IT VOLUME. IT MAKES IT GODDAMN WAVY AND BEAUTIFUL.
BEST WAY TO DO IT? TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE BED, SPRAY THIS SHIT ALL UP IN YOUR HAIR, BLOWDRY THAT SHIT TILL ITS ALL DRY WITH YOUR HEAD UPSIDEDOWN, THEN SLEEP ON THAT MOTHER FUCKER LIKE NO ONES BUSINESS. THE MORE BED HEAD THE BETTER.
WAKE UP AND TAME THAT SHIT WITH YOUR FINGERS. YOURE GOOD TO GO FOR THE DAY FRIEND AND YOUR HAIR WILL LOOK FLAWLESS AND WAVY ALL GODDAMN DAY CONGRATS
BEST PART? THIS SHIT IS LIKE $5.
(THIS COMPANY ALSO MAKES A DAMN GOOD DRY SHAMPOO FOR THE DAYS WHERE YOU JUST DONT WANNA SHOWER BUT YOUR HAIR LOOKS GREASY AS FUCK. THIS COMPANY IS THE SHIT SO FAR AND I WANNA TRY MORE OF THEIR PRODUCTS AND PLAN TO.)
Nononono the best part is that all NYM products are sulfate and paraben free which means they’re really good for your hair. Sulfates’ only purpose in hair products is to make your shampoo sudsy (no, really) but in the process they strip all the moisture out of your hair and leave it frizzy and basically everything you hate. Parabens are used as a preservative and are loosely (loosely — repeated for emphasis) thought to be carcinogenic.
If they really are, we’re all screwed because they’re in almost every beauty/cosmetic product on the market.Other than that, parabens’ aren’t really bad for your hair but ya know…
If that’s not the greatest it gets better. NYM is gluten-free, contains no animal ingredients or animal byproducts (EXCEPT the detangler stuff), nothing is tested on cute lil bunnies or puppies or anything, everything’s made in the USA, it’s all salon quality at drugstore price, and nearly everything is in a BPA-free bottle. Oh yes, you read all that right.
Basically NYM is the best goddamn hair care company I’ve ever come across and you should really give them a try. However! Don’t just try the shampoo/conditioner once and throw it out. It takes a week or so for your hair to go from holy shit what happened to daaaamn. (Also because there’s no sulfates there’s no suds and that takes a bit of getting used to.)
HOLY SHIT I HAD NO IDEA ABOUT ANY OF THIS GODDAMN PERFECT CHRISTMAS-LIKE GIFT OF INFORMATION
THIS IS DEFINITELY THE KIND OF KICKASS COMPANY YOU SHOULD BE SUPPORTING AND BUYING FROM
AND ONE LAST NOTE FROM THE KID OF A MOTHERFUCKING HAIRDRESSER, IF YOU DO WANT TO BUY SALON QUALITY PRODUCTS BUY THEM FROM YOUR LOCAL HAIR SALON. CHAIN STORES ARENT SUPPOSED TO BE SELLING A LOT OF THE PRODUCTS YOU FIND IN SALONS. WITH MANY OF THE PRODUCTS, YOURE ONLY SUPPOSED TO BE ABLE TO GET AT LICENSED BEAUTY SUPPLY SHOPS AT WHICH ONLY LICENSED BEAUTY PROFESSIONALS ARE ABLE TO BUY FROM.
IT MIGHT BE A BIT MORE MONEY TO BUY FROM SALONS BUT YOU ABSOLUTELY KNOW THAT THE PRODUCT YOURE GETTING IS THE PRODUCT THATS FUCKING SUPPOSED TO BE IN THE CONTAINER, PLUS YOUR SUPPORTING YOUR LOCAL HAIRDRESSER. AND IF THEY DONT HAVE THE PRODUCT YOU WANT FOR SALE? ASK THEM TO GET IT AND THEY WILL.
BUT I MEAN HEY NOT YOUR MOTHERS PRODUCTS ARE GODDAMN DIDLY DARN GREAT AND WAY CHEAPER SO DEFINITELY GO FOR THOSE UNLESS YOU HAVE SOMETHING SPECIAL YOU WANT FROM SOME OTHER COMPANY
GODTIE OUT YOU BEAUTIFUL MOTHERFUCKERS
THIS STUFF IS LITERALLY THE BOMB
I am haunted by all the editions of books that are prettier than the ones I already own.
DOES ANYONE ELSE GET LIKE REALLY HAPPY WHEN SOMEONE LEANS THEIR HEAD ON YOUR SHOULDER AND YOURE LIKE FUCK YEAH IVE BEEN CHOSEN AND YOU FEEL REALLY SPECIAL BUT THEN YOU HAVE TO STAY SO FUCKIBG STILL COS IF YOU MOVE THEYLL STOP LEANING ON YOU AND ITS LIKE NO COME BACK IM SORRRRYUWYY
Less queer struggles more queer snuggles
First day of school >~< Probably no cosplay pictures until con, sorry >~<
you are married to your icon for 1 year congrats